What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 15:11

You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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Moonraker
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever